Category: Funny

Bureaucrat Smack

For my husband, who has spent more time on hold than is good for a person

Good Afternoon you’ve

Reached 
(you poor sod)

The Office of Red Tape Reduction 

May I put you on hold

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Forgot

I wish I were one 
of those 
particular/remarkable/incredible/kind 

That remember

Who gave what when 
And who did what when with
And what year was it when
And where were we when
And who was there

Those kinds of people 
seem so/are so

Thoughtful and 
together and 
grateful and 
kind

(I am also thoughtful and together and grateful and kind)

But forgetful

Chronically 
Tragically
Hopelessly
So

So so so

So
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Poddle

Poddle
verb
To walk with slow, short, or unsteady steps; 
to proceed in a dawdling or uncoordinated manner



I might as well get comfortable 
With poddling through the day 
As poddling and dawdling 
Are more appropriate for my age

No longer 
Slick and sleek

But really rather slow
 
Meandering and
 Measured and 
Wobbly as I go

Oh
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